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Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2010

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Here are some jokes and words of wisdom from a profound philosopher, Larry the Cable Guy

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Support bacteria. They’re the only culture most people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?”
Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow

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