Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 19-04-2010
Tags: hilarious jokes, jokes and stuff, Larry the Cable Guy jokes, laugh out loud, really funny jokes, witty sense of humor
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| Here are some jokes and words of wisdom from a profound philosopher, Larry the Cable Guy
Remember, half the people you know are below average. |
| He who laughs last, thinks slowest. |
| Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. |
| The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. |
| Support bacteria. They’re the only culture most people have. |
| A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. |
| Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. |
| If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. |
| How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. |
| OK, so what’s the speed of dark? |
| When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. |
| Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. |
| Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. |
| What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? |
| Why do psychics have to ask you your name? |
| Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?” |
| Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off. |
| Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. |
| Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow |




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