Weinergate Jokes on Twitter
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 13-06-2011
Tags: really funny jokes, really funny quotes, weinergate jokes, witty sense of humor
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Here are some really funny jokes that were made on Twitter about Weinergate:
“BREAKING NEWS: Rep. Weiner has apologized to Paul Revere.” —Steve Martin
“Tattoo it on your chest, MEMENTO-style, Weiner: ‘The Internet is forever.”" —Patton Oswalt
“A historic day for trivial Twitter fame. Charlie Sheen has called Anthony Weiner to offer his concession.” —Arianna Huffington
“Weiner-gate is teaching me a few things..if a pic posted of my weener on web looks big: i posted it, if its small, my account was hacked.” —David Spade
“Just my luck! On the same day I find out it’s bad to tweet dirty pictures, FedEx shows up w/ all that penis make-up I ordered!” —Andy Richter
“BREAKING: Rep. Anthony Weiner admits the Twitter pics are his. He also said, ‘When I took the pics it was really really cold.” —Justin Stangel
“Tough to know what Weiner was really thinking during his press conference because he was standing behind a podium.” —Andy Borowitz
“Well, our long, national nut-mare is over.” —Steven Weber
“Now that we have certitude of what Weiner’s wang looks like, let’s use it to raise the debt ceiling!” —Jason Linkins
“STEVE MARTIN IS REALLY OILED AND BUFF. OMG, my Twitter account was just hacked.” —Steve Martin
“I guess this is what happens when Bill Clinton presides at your wedding.” —Sara Benincasa
“Remember when the only people who saw a politician’s penis were hookers and interns?” —Jason Mustian
“Maybe Weiner and his wife have an open genital-tweeting marriage.” —Mileskahn
“Americans will remember where they were, what they were doing, and what color underwear they were wearing when today’s news broke.” —Arianna Huffington
“Somewhere James Carville is thankful that Bill Clinton didnt have a cellphone with a camera back in the 90s.” —PatGarofalo
“Too bad Boehner won’t stand up for Weiner.” —JasonIsbell
“Which would make a better theme song for weiner: You Can’t Touch This or Pants on the Ground?” —elraei
“Schwartzenegger, Weiner, DSK and John Edwards walk in a bar. There were no survivors.” —iowahawkblog
“I hope that instead of retiring Weiner just reads a list of jokes. ‘This is hard.’ ‘Yes: I am pulling out.’ ‘We faced stiff challenges.’” —bengreenman
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