The Comedy Religion
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 23-02-2010
Tags: comedy, comedy samples, jokes and stuff, laugh out loud, really funny jokes
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Laughter is said to be the best medicine. That makes it food for thought as well. Laughter is a very versatile thing so maybe I should start a new religion called the “comedy religion”.
We’ll do things a little different though in our church:
Whenever we have a church service we won’t pass a collection plate but there will be a 2 drink minimum.
Instead of singing hymns the choir will recite Henny Youngman one-liners.
Our ministers, instead of wearing a white collar, will wear the traditional Groucho nose and glasses.
We’ll have a weekly confessional where a person can come and confess all the bad jokes he told in the last week.
And lastly, our congregation won’t have to kneel to pray but we will expect them to occasionally roll in the aisle.
