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Taking a Look at Doctors

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 30-09-2009

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With the rising cost of health care let’s take a look (euphemism for taking a shot at) doctors with some quick one-liners.

It’s hard to get an appointment with a doctor.  If you call them and say you have the 24 hour flu they set you up with an office visit a week from Monday.

Gynecologists must be a weird bunch. Can you imagine what a guilty conscience they must have?  All day long they look at women between the legs and then they go home and look their wife in the eye. 

Don’t you hate it when an overweight doctor tells you to go on a diet?  It’s like telling Don Rickles telling somebody not to be too insulting.

Did you ever look at some of the people in the waiting room of a doctor’s office?  They don’t need a doctor they need someone to draw a chalk line around their bodies.

My doctor was recently fired from his position with the hospital for conflict of interest.  He owned stock in a casket making company

I know a doctor who donates his time working  in a V.D. clinic.  It not only serves a great service to the community but he also gets  the phone numbers of a lot of women who are easy.

 In Hollywood they have a special V.D. clinic for the stars.  They offer $100 per plate dinners,  and they sip penicillin from long stemmed glasses while they exchange rashes by the fireside.

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