darnfunnyonline.com » worry about the economy http://darnfunnyonline.com funny articles and jokes Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:57:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 How Bad is the Economy? http://darnfunnyonline.com/economy-jokes/ http://darnfunnyonline.com/economy-jokes/#comments Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:34:56 +0000 Steve Yeich http://darnfunnyonline.com/?p=117 Here is some news about the state of the economy that was sent in by a reader.

The economy is so bad:CEO’s are now playing miniature golf and Flying Model Planes!!.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.

PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer

People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names

A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

People in Africa are donating money to Americans

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?”

Motel Six wont leave the light on

The Mafia is laying off judges.
 

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