Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 08-10-2013
We are lucky here is in the U.S. If we are feeling down and it seems like no one cares, we always know we have Obamacare.
According to a new CNN poll, 10% of Americans approve of the job Congress is doing. The definition of “job” that those 10% were going by was “like when your dog does a job on somebody’s front lawn.”
Even Joe Biden had to feel guilty last week for taking a paycheck as an “essential government employee.”
Interestingly enough, when you go to a government office that has been closed by the shut down the wait in line is about the same as it was before the shutdown.
The house voted unanimously to approve legislation for federal workers to be paid back pay after the government shut down ends. Why did they need to vote? Nothing new there, getting paid for not working!
The budget stalemate has gone on for over a week now. Obama is getting so desperate he is thinking of asking Vladimir Putin to step in and negotiate a settlement.
Obama wants to raise the ceiling debt and pass a budget. Does anyone else see the irony in the sequence of those events?
The shutdown is affecting many areas that people don’t normally think about, for example, Nancy Pelosi has agreed to forego any further Botox shots until the shutdown is over.
Things are getting so bad financially with the government that it may even force Congress and Obama to sign up for Obamacare.
Because of the shutdown all of the National Parks are closed. Even the bear that tells us, “Only you can prevent forest fires,” has been laid off.
The Obama’s had their 21st wedding anniversary last week and as far as anyone can tell, his wedding vows were the last promises that he has kept.