Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 10-12-2013
Over the weekend, a man who fell asleep on a United Express flight woke up to find himself all alone, locked inside the cold, dark plane. The workers said they didn’t have the heart to wake him because he was the first person to ever get a good sound sleep on a plane.
At Friday night’s Jingle Ball in Los Angeles, Miley Cyrus twerked on Santa Claus. His response was “what a Ho Ho Ho.”
Someone recently suggested that Miley Cyrus get counseling. She told them she has been getting counseling already – from Lindsay Lohan.
Last week fast-food workers walked off the job in 100 cities. This left the regular fat–assed customers of the fast food restaurants “moving quickly” to find food alternatives.
These days, especially during the holidays, you can buy anything online—except ObamaCare.
Actually, the Obamacare website not working was just a ploy. They can get the website working perfectly, but Obamacare, itself, will always suck.
Recently President Obama admitted that they “fumbled” on Obamacare. If he was going to use football vernacular to describe what occurred, “throwing a bomb” would have been more accurate.
According to a new poll, Congress’ approval rating has fallen to an all-time low of 6%, which is a little hard to believe, because that is less than the percentage of people that are bribing Congress.
On ABC’s This Week, former White House Senior Advisor David Plouffe said: “People trust President Obama.” This explains why he is the “former Senior Advisor,” he is apparently a heavy drug user.
In Virginia a car hit a deer and the deer then flew into a jogger. The jogger suffered a concussion, a cut to her scalp and a bruise to her right knee. Fat people everywhere hailed this as evidence that jogging can be hazardous to your health.