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Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week:

In a recent poll Hillary Clinton was the most popular political figure, or at least that’s what the headlines stated.  Upon further inspection the respondents said we’d be better off with her as President than Obama.  Well, duh!  At the very least we’d be no worse off, but that’s like being given the choice of dying by lethal injection or the electric chair, you’re dead either way.  I’m guessing those respondents that said they’d prefer Hillary are just pissed at Obama, they are big fans of pants suits or they just came from their psychiatrist’s office where they received a lobotomy.  Frankly, anybody who would want either Hillary or Obama as president would probably answer their phone, “Hello, comrade.”

That survey makes me wonder whether people just don’t remember Hillary or if shock treatment is on the rise in the U.S.

Of course, if Hillary was President she could make Bill the Vice President (or President of vice might be more appropriate) and Monica Lewinsky could be the chief of his staff… oh, wait, that was supposed to be Chief of Staff.  There is also a Cabinet Post called Chief of Veteran Affairs and I’ll bet Bill could recommend someone for that position since he is the veteran of so many affairs.

You get the idea when you hear Obama talking and pushing one of his programs that are going to “save” the economy that he wishes he was doing it on Facebook because then maybe he could get someone to “like” him since that is about the only way he could get someone to like him these days.

Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback, Tony Romo played on Sunday with a broken rib, which made it hard for him to even talk after the game.  If only we could find some way to make it hard for some of our politicians to talk.  Oh wait, being accused of sex crimes always makes them reluctant to talk.

For any fans of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt who hoped they might someday get back together I believe that door has officially been closed after Pitt was interviewed this week and said he was bored while married to her.

In Orange County, a hockey mom had sex with two of son’s 14 year-old teammates, which pretty much makes her the ultimate sports mom.  Talk about giving it up for the team!  That kid is now, officially, the kid most embarrassed by his parents.

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President Obama’s approval numbers are in and, apparently, just trying to look good instead of being effective is not the way to go.  His approval numbers are at an all time low.  In fact, they are so bad that his only workable strategy he has to win next year’s election is for someone to invent time travel so he can go back in time, reverse the killing of bin Laden and time it to be done  about next September.

Jobs, or lack of them, are the current thing that is bringing him down, but there have been so many others before this.  He had promised to create shovel ready jobs but being in the government he just had the wrong concept of what that is.  His idea of a shovel ready job is people leaning on shovels and doing nothing, which is metaphorically what he is doing as he watches his presidency go by.

Obama has proposed $300 billion to jump start the economy and he is currently filling out the loan papers from the Chinese government, as I write this, so he can borrow the money to get that done.  I suspect though that the Democratic party’s idea of creating jobs is some kind of virtual job where nothing actually ever really gets done.  Now that I think of it, Farmville on Facebook was probably Obama’s attempt at job creation.

Congress has an even lower approval rating than Obama.  Eighty-two percent of the population disapproves of the job that Congress is doing.  To put that in prospective that is about the same kind of disapproval rating that perverts, liars and criminals would get…oh, that makes sense then!

Under The Obama administration the economy has gotten so bad that there is talk of replacing the dollar as the main currency in the world, appropriately, Monopoly money is the currency that they would replace it with.  Further proof of the downfall of the economy is that the tea party can no longer afford tea bags so they’ve just been drinking ice water this summer.  To celebrate the bad approval numbers for Obama they did splurge though and had Kool-aid.

Just this last week one of the president’s speech writers resigned so that he could go into comedy writing, apparently he was tired of writing tragedies.  But to have a little fun before he left and to get him started into the comedy he wrote one last speech for Obama, that unfortunately never got done.  In it he used several quotes, or at least paraphrases, from our past presidents.  The speech would have been done but Obama accidentally gave the paper it was written on to the Fed so they could use it to print more money.  Anyway, this is how it went: (By the way, the writer wasn’t worried if Obama would question it because he just reads whatever the teleprompter says.)

“Four score and seven years ago I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinsky.  What’s really important to note about my years as president is that I am not a crook.  And what we as American’s should do is ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for me.  Furthermore, we have nothing to fear but the fear of losing the next election and you should all know that the buck stops here because we have run out of any more bucks.

“I believe it was Jimmy Carter who said, ‘What the heck, four years of this crap is plenty.’ And in closing (Look thoughtfully into the air like you always do) I’d like to say, it was all Bush’s fault.”

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Here are some more funny Obama jokes from the late night comedians covering the last 6-8 months:

“President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, ‘I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed and not shaving, going to the market…’ Be careful what you wish for, 2012 is just around the corner!” –Jay Leno

“President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. Unfortunately, his popularity is so low that he’s running on the slogan, ‘I’m Michelle Obama’s husband.’” –Conan O’Brien

“President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.” –Craig Ferguson

“President Obama escalated the war in Afghanistan, he sent the Navy in to shoot at pirates in the Indian Ocean, and now he’s attacking Libya. It’s like he took the Nobel Peace Prize as an insult.” –Jimmy Kimmel

“The situation is deteriorating in Libya and Japan and the stock market is collapsing worldwide. President Obama finally took decisive action. He named Duke, Kansas, Ohio State and Pittsburgh as his Final Four.” —Jay Leno

“President Obama went on ESPN to announce his NCAA tournament picks. Or, as Japan put it, ‘Really?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.” –Jay Leno

“President Obama says that he prays every night before bed. Or as Fox News reported, ‘Obama in Daily Talks With Allah.’” –Conan O’Brien

“President Obama said he was always getting in trouble when he was in middle school. In fact, Obama said he talked so much during class, the teacher had to take away his teleprompter.” –Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha’s basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was drive straight down the center and piss everyone off.” —Conan O’Brien

“Obama is huge in the polls these days. His popularity is soaring. Even conservatives are coming around. 30 percent of them now believe Obama deserves a Green Card.” —Bill Maher

“It looks like the Bush-era tax cuts for the rich will continue, due to a strong Republican leader, Barack Obama. Today Obama changed his slogan from ‘Yes we can’ to ‘Yes, we caved.’ It’s so bad for him, now Democrats want to see his birth certificate.” —Jay Leno

“President Obama has been meeting with voters in what he calls ‘backyard chats.’ He’s held these in real people’s backyards. You know something, I think all politicians should talk to people in their backyards. Then you could take what they say and spread it on the lawn.” –Jay Leno

“People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. And when President Obama found out that Tony Hayward was on his yacht, he was so angry, he missed a putt.” –David Letterman

“Well, President Obama said today he’s going to use the gulf disaster to immediately push a new energy bill through Congress. I got an idea. How about first using the gulf disaster to fix the gulf disaster?” —Jay Leno

“Now, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil spill is like watching your house engulfed in flames and saying, ‘We really should change the curtains.’” —Craig Ferguson

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Here are some of the best and funniest Obama jokes from the late night comedians over the last 6 months or so:

“President Obama changed his slogan from ‘Yes we can,’ to ‘Yes we cave.’” –Jay Leno, on the debt deal

“Obama achieved the same kind of compromise with the Republicans that Custer reached with Sitting Bull.” –David Letterman, on the debt deal

“President Obama said he’d be OK being a one-term President. And with that he shoved an iPhone down his pants and pressed ’send.’” –Conan O’Brien

“President Obama said regarding the economy, ‘The sky is not falling.’ The poll numbers are falling, the market is falling, support for the war in Libya is falling, Anthony Weiner’s pants are falling, but the sky is fine.” –Jay Leno

“The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship.” –David Letterman

“Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Obama never would have tracked down bin Laden if it weren’t for George W. Bush’s policies. Although in fairness, Obama never would have even been elected if it weren’t for George W. Bush’s policies.” –Jimmy Fallon

“I think the next election just got a lot easier for President Obama ’cause his response to every question during the debates will be: ‘Wait, I forget…Did you kill Osama Bin Laden? Or did I kill Osama Bin Laden. Oh no, it was me, wasn’t it?’” –Craig Ferguson

“President Obama must be very happy because he finally took down his arch enemy: Donald Trump. The bin Laden announcement interrupted ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’” –Craig Ferguson

“Osama bin Laden’s death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, ‘President Obama saves the world.’ Stations on the right are going, ‘Obama kills fellow Muslim.’” –Craig Ferguson

“I don’t like this new Obama who hunts Muslim extremists. I like the old Obama who WAS a Muslim extremist.” –Stephen Colbert

“President Obama released his long-form birth certificate, proving once and for all he was born in this country. But you know, it never ends. Now Republican leaders are saying they want to see the placenta.” –Jay Leno

“President Obama released his long-form birth certificate yesterday. So we found the birth certificate. Now it’s on to bin Laden.” –David Letterman

“Prominent people are coming forward to attest to President Obama’s American citizenship. The Governor of Hawaii just said he first met Obama just days after he was born. He knew it was Obama, because he kept pointing to his diaper and calling for change.” –Conan O’Brien

“President Obama is slated to appear on one of Oprah’s last shows. He’s hoping it’s the one on which she gives away 14 trillion dollars.” –Conan O’Brien

“The White House said that President Obama will not focus on full-time campaigning for a long time. Yeah, he wants to wait a year or two before he gets serious about it — just like he did with being president.” –Jimmy Fallon

“Over the weekend, President Obama announced that he was running for a second term as president of the United States. There’s a brand-new campaign slogan — ‘Give me four more years to find my birth certificate.’” —David Letterman

“President Obama, I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, ‘I miss being anonymous.’ He said, ‘In the old days, I could blend in with all the other Hawaiian Barack Hussein Obamas.’” —Conan O’Brien

“President Obama is going to seek reelection. His slogan this time? ‘Change you can believe in. This time I promise. Really.’” –Jay Leno

“President Obama said he plans on running for re-election against the Republicans. After the tax cuts for the rich, the bailouts for Wall Street, and the bombing in Libya, I already thought he was the Republican candidate.” –Jay Leno

“President Obama laid out his plan to reduce the $14 trillion national debt. Unfortunately for Sasha and Malia, it involves selling a lot of Girl Scout cookies.” –Jimmy Kimmel

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A couple of weeks ago President Obama thought he was talking privately at a fundraiser to democratic supporters who were paying $38,000 a plate.  He figured it was a safe audience to complain about Republicans and anything he wanted to.  Unfortunately, things don’t always go as planned (or as promised if we were talking about his campaign) and unbeknownst to the President his comments were being piped into the White House pressroom where some veteran reporters were taking notes.  This is very similar to being caught in a room with your pants down, but then this article isn’t about Bill Clinton.

My favorite quote from this unauthorized snooping (I think it’s called Karma) was Obama’s opinion of the White House information technology.  He said, “I always thought I was going to have really cool phones and stuff.  I’m like, c’mon guys, I’m the president of the United States.  Where’s the fancy buttons and stuff and the big screen coming up?  It doesn’t happen.”

So, apparently he thought he was going to be the president on Star Trek.  Now I’m beginning to understand what is wrong with this presidency.  No wonder it took him so long to come up with a birth certificate, he is actually a president from the future.

And as far as the part where he says, “c’mon guys, I’m the president of the United States.”  We’re all hoping to remedy that in 2012.

If all the Obama’s have this kind of attitude I’m guessing that his dog, Bo, wants his dog poop cleaned up with gold plated shovels and placed delicately into lace covered bags, of course, all at tax payer’s expense.  Hey, I just realized maybe politicians are descended from dogs because they just do their business wherever they want to just like a dog does.

Next, Obama said about Republicans, “Do they think we’re stupid?”…I’m sorry, my mind went ablaze with potential rebuttals for that question.  There are so many possible comments for that one and I’m sure they are going through your head as well, so I’m going to leave that one alone.

He also said about government employees that some of them were slugs and not trying to do their job. I couldn’t agree more and may I say that when there is a problem like that it often starts at the top.  And sometimes it’s because the guys at the top are more interested in “cool stuff” instead of doing their job effectively.

Obama must have been having a bad week because a few days after this event he was being interviewed by a reporter and he admonished the interviewer afterward for not letting him finish his answers. My guess is the reporter was afraid he’d pull out a teleprompter and he’d never get to finish the interview.

Back to the fundraiser gaffe, the press secretary said the next day that the president wasn’t embarrassed by anything he said because it wasn’t anything he wouldn’t say in a public venue.  So either the press secretary figures Obama often says stupid things in public venues or maybe he was thought he was talking about Joe Biden.

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(This is  a post I made last year around this time but these could mostly apply to this year too.)

Here are some funny New Year’s resolutions that I’m guessing might have been made by some famous people this year:

President Obama has sworn off any new tax cuts and has promised his liberal base he would attend tax cutter’s anonymous.

To his new non-partisan fans Obama has pledged no new stimulus packages.

Last one for Obama, he has promised to not add any more new personalities to his Schizophenia.   (The current ones include centrist, non-partisan, Muslim, Christian,Kenyan, American, communist, socialist and liberal, et. al.)

Hillary Clinton has resolved to never be seen in public in anything but a pants suit.  (Okay, she doesn’t like to make new resolutions so she just carries them over from one year to the next, e.g. “keep an eye on Bill, he may be cheating,” is one she’s had since they’ve been married.)

Larry King, now that he no longer has his show, has resolved to spend more time with his family.  In other words, he wants to have sex with other family members, not just his sister-in-law.

Al Gore has resolved to no longer be boring.   (Oops! Another resolution that never made it past  January 1st.)

Credit card companies have resolved to no longer be arbitrary in their decisions to cancel people’s credit or raise interest rates.  From now on they will simply make all their decisions with the flip of a coin.

Ben Bernake, since dropping money out of helicopters has not worked metaphorically, has vowed to literally drop money out of helicopters.

Congress has vowed to take on the really big issues such as a playoff series for college football and take on those little pesky issues like war, the economy and jobs when they can find the time.

Lindsay Lohan has resolved to write a new book this year entitled, Sobriety for the Insane.

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President Obama apparently got a visit from the ghost of Christmas future, which made him realize the right thing to do was to give a gift to all the poor children whose parents make more than $250,000 a year.  Of course, the Democrats may assert that he got a visit from the Devil, but it’s all a matter of perspective.

Instead of seeing a grave site in his future like Scrooge saw in the classic Dickens tale, Obama saw himself sitting in a retirement chair in 2012, which to a power hungry politician is the same as a grave site.

I’m guessing it went something like the following.  When Obama got the visit from the ghost of Christmas future, who he dreaded the most of all the Christmas spirits, he first saw Hillary Clinton haggling over his belongings while she was preparing to run for election in 2012.

Next the ghost of Christmas future took him to see “tiny” Joe Biden.  He was “tiny” not because he was short in physical stature but short or “tiny” in his ability to think and talk at the same time.  He got to view a conversation from the future:

Tiny Joe:  Hi, Mr. President, how the f___ are you?  Why so glum?

Obama:  I just lost the primary, to Hillary Clinton of all people.  I thought I had her bought off with that Secretary of State post.

Tiny Joe:  Oh well, It’s not a big f___ing deal.  We had four years.  Our time is passed.  Hey, I know, we can blame Bush for not getting re-elected.

Obama:  It is a big deal, you idiot.  We almost had the whole country turned communist.  Now, I won’t be able to make it happen.

Tiny Joe shrugs and walks off.  The ghost of Christmas future and Obama fast forward to a room where they see Tiny Joe’s head soaking in a jar of formaldehyde.

Obama:  What happened to him?

Ghost:  You shot him after the last scene we just saw and now they are studying his brain to try to figure out how someone so stupid could advance so far in the political scene.  You spent the rest of your life in prison, where you lobbied for prisoners to get free cigarettes from the government.

Obama:  Hmmm…Still, I did get to shoot Biden, so every cloud does have a silver lining.

They fast forward to a new scene.  Obama walks into Ben Bernake’s office:

Obama:  Hi Uncle Ben.  Even though I’m not going to be President anymore will you still be able to print money for me any time I want it.

Bernake shakes the shackles that father time has pinned him with due to all his financial transgressions and he shouts at the top of his lungs:

Ben:  No, you moron, not another dime for you.  I’m going to have to fake another bailout to the big companies so they force their employees and unions to vote for Hillary.  Yeah, she’s a bitch, but at least she’s not a Republican.

Obama wakes up and finds himself in the Lincoln Room of the White House.  He sees the ghost of Lincoln staring him in the face.

Obama:  Abe is it really you?

Lincoln:  (Sarcastically) No, I’m that commie Franklin D. Roosevelt?  Of course, I’m Abe.  But if you don’t straighten up your act you’re going to end up here with us other presidential ghosts and you’ll be treated just like we all treat Roosevelt.  Nobody likes him very much, not even Truman.

Obama:  What should I do Abe?

Lincoln:  Work with the Republican’s for starters.

Obama:  I will, Abe, I will.

Obama ran out of the room and he was true to his word.  He did work with the Republicans, at least to the degree that he thought it would get him re-elected.

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Here are several really funny gaffes made by President Obama.  I guess the teleprompter wasn’t working on these days.

”Now, what we’re doing, I want to be clear, we’re not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that’s fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.”

—Barack Obama, on Wall Street reform, Quincy, Ill., April 29, 2010

”The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

—Barack Obama, in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009

”In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died — an entire town destroyed.”

—Barack Obama, on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people

”I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”

—Barack Obama, defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama’s policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008

”You’re likeable enough, Hillary.”

—Barack Obama, during a Democratic debate

”It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

—Barack Obama, explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

”What I was suggesting — you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith…”

—Barack Obama, in an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying ”your Christian faith,” which Obama quickly clarified

”Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions.”

—Barack Obama, exasperated by reporters after a news conference

”The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”

—Barack Obama, Tampa, Fla., Jan. 28, 2010

”UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It’s the Post Office that’s always having problems.”

—Barack Obama, attempting to make the case for government-run healthcare, while simultaneously undercutting his own argument, Portsmouth, N.H., Aug. 11, 2009

”I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.”

—Barack Obama, after saying he had spoken with all the living presidents as he prepared to take office, Washington, D.C., Nov. 7, 2008 (Obama later called Nancy Reagan to apologize)

”One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world — Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard.”

—Barack Obama, mispronouncing ”Corpsman” (the ”ps” is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C., Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsman’s name is also Christopher, not Christian)

”I’ve now been in 57 states — I think one left to go.”

—Barack Obama, at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

”No, no. I have been practicing…I bowled a 129. It’s like — it was like Special Olympics, or something.”

—Barack Obama, making an off-hand joke during an appearance on ”The Tonight Show,” March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)

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The day after the mid-term election President Obama looked into his magic mirror and asked it, “Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the most liberal of them all?”

Nancy Pelosi’s reflection flicked into the mirror, and the mirror said, “Get out of there you loser.”  (Not the most forgiving mirror.) The mirror didn’t break, but Nancy’s face cracked a bit.

Then Harry Reid’s face came into the mirror, “Oh please, yeah, you’re as liberal as anybody but you’re more boring than Al Gore.  GET OUT OF HERE!”  Harry disappeared (author’s note – if only that were true.)

Obama’s reflection came into the mirror and he got his big Obama smile that suckered so many people into believing him two years ago.  “I KNEW IT WAS ME!”

“Of course it was you, you jackass, you’re so liberal you can’t even walk on the right side of the street,” the mirror said.  “But I’m really disappointed in how you lost the confidence of the people and made us lose the House.”

“Yeah, poor Nancy, huh?”

“Screw Nancy!” The mirror said.  I don’t care about Nancy! Nancy was just a pawn…and by the way, I mean that literally.  That bitch has such a plastic looking face she could actually be a chess piece.”

“But what could I have done differently? Our policies don’t really work.”

“Well, for one thing you can stop being the master of the obvious.  We know they don’t work, you idiot, but we have to make the people believe that maybe they could.” The mirror chuckles and then says mostly to himself, “I still can’t believe that anyone would actually fall for the ‘print money and give it away to get out of debt’ gambit.”

Obama smiled proudly, “Yeah, that one was my idea.”

”You can wipe the smile off your face, you Kenyan reject ” the mirror snapped at him.  “We won’t be able to use that one again.  Not with those evil ‘elephant men’ running the House.  They’re always trying to stop our socialistic and communistic ideas.  Why would someone do that?”

“I guess we haven’t gotten the people apathetic enough for their own good.”

“Ya Think?”  The mirror shook its frame in disgust.  “Look here, ‘Cars for Clunkers’ brain…and just so you know, you’re an idiot for letting Biden talk you into that one.  We’re still living that one down.  Here’s what we’re going to do.”

Obama’s ear perked up more than ever to listen closely, making him look like Dumbo the Elephant, which really pissed off the mirror because it reminded him of elephants again, but he said nothing about it.

“The only potentially workable strategy right now is going back to blaming Bush and Cheney for all the problems.  Cheney is the only politician who is disliked as much as you so we’ve got to go with what we have.”

“Yes, sir,” said Obama.  “I’ll get right on it and start booking myself on talk shows.  Maybe I’ll have a cup of tea while I plan it out.”

“TEA, TEA?!?!?  GET OUT OF HERE YOU OPRAH WANNABE”

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Here are some funny observations that were made after seeing the news this week as reported by the media:

It looks like the Democrats are going to be doing so badly in November that Obama is considering unfriending the DNC on his Facebook account.

Obama is doing backyard visits now to campaign and he’s combining it with his new plan to reduce the deficit.  So, while he’s in the backyard he’s grilling hamburgers and hot dogs and selling them for a buck a piece.

President Obama plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers.  All of America was relieved to hear he wasn’t planning to train any teachers using his form of economics.

In a recent poll 53% of voters said they would vote for Obama again…but only if he was able to go back in time and actually become the guy he promised to be in 2008.

A poll by CNN revealed that 51% of the voters wanted Obamacare repealed.  The other 49% couldn’t answer because they were standing in line to start the onerous paperwork in case they got sick before the bill did get repealed.

Sarah Palin got a protective order against someone who was making alleged threats against her.  If only Bristol Palin had gotten an order for protection she would have never made her idiot ex-boyfriend famous.

Mark Zuckerberg, the 26 year old billionaire who founded Facebook, decided he will donate up to $100million to the troubled public school system in Newark , New Jersey.  He has no connection to the school he just thought it seemed like a good idea after talking to their mayor.  It’s foresight like that which could end that young man in the Obama administration.

Denny’s Restaurant has added a vegan burger to their menu, which is a really great idea considering Denny’s is such a hotbed for vegan customers.

Rahm Emmanuel resigned as Obama’s chief of staff because he wants to run for Mayor of Chicago.  Apparently, he feels that being one step away from running the mob is a more powerful position that being one step from running the United States.

…and finally the economy just doesn’t seem to be getting any better, it keeps falling as fast as Lindsay Lohan when she gets out of rehab.

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