Some Baseball Funny Stuff
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 28-10-2009
Tags: baseball humor, baseball jokes, funny stuff about baseball, Jeff Foxworthy joke, jokes about baseball
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In honor of the World Series starting tonight here are some baseball jokes.
”You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are ‘Play Ball’” – Comedian Jeff Foxworthy
”Tickets now read: ‘Game starts at 7:30 – Game ends when the Yankees finish whoopin’ ass.’” – David Letterman
”Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don’t play baseball, basketball and football when they retire.” – Rick Woodson
”According to The Sporting News, over the last four years, Wade Boggs hit .800 with women in scoring position.” – David Letterman
Bill Clinton was at a baseball game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
President Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, “Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch.” – anonymous
Comedian Rich Hall said he figured out why Pete Rose isn’t in the Hall of Fame.
“Pete was probably sitting in some bar and told this guy he wouldn’t make the Hall of Fame.”
“That’s crazy,” the guy replies, “Of course, you can get in. Look at all the records you set”
“Bet you a million bucks I don’t get elected.” – anonymous
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life,
she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. – Dave Barry
Is There Baseball In Heaven?
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.”
The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for years, this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.”
“What’s the bad news?”
“You’re pitching on Wednesday.” – anonymous
