Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 26-12-2012
It’s time for another episode of “It Could be Worse” where we take a look at how things could always be much worse than they seem if you just find something to compare it to. (It’s especially true around the holidays.)
It could be worse:
The Mayan calendar could have been correct.
If you were Hillary Clinton, you could have been wearing a dress instead of the traditional pants suit when you fell down and hit your head, giving yourself a concussion, and even Bill wouldn’t have tried to look up your dress.
You could be Hillary again and every time you hear mention of Benghazi you faint and hit your head.
You could be playing Santa in a mall and you’d have a lot of fat kids sitting on your lap all day for a month.
It could be Christmas and you could be Charlie Brown.
Joe Biden could be put in charge of reforming gun control. Oh wait! That is happening!! Or as Biden would say, “This is a big f______ deal!”
You could be so into the spirit of the Christmas season that you could watch a porn film and 5 minutes later you realize that you can’t remember the plot.
If you are a Republican and you don’t enjoy your Christmas celebration you can’t even blame George W. Bush, like the Democrats will.
You could be eating Christmas dinner at Denny’s… (To anyone that is eating at Denny’s, you could be eating at McDonald’s – and so on down the food chain.)
You could be Tim Tebow after splitting up with actress Camilla Belle and now you’re not having sex with everyone again instead of not having sex with just her.
And finally, you could not believe in the true spirit of Christmas!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!