Here are some jokes from JC, and in the world of comedy that would be Johnny Carson:
We’re more effective than birth control pills.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Democracy means that...
This is a video of actor, comedian, impressionist, Jim Meskimen, impersonating various celebrity voices while reciting Shakespeare. It’s very funny and already has over 600,000 views on Youtube.
“Jim is ‘Meskerising’ in his multiple-personality, one-man show deftly directed by Tait Ruppert. Famous stars past and present crowd the stage, magically conjured by the silly, singular Meskimen, a vocal magician who pulls characters out of his head — and even more amazing, like Penn & Teller, Jim shows us how he does it.
Is there no end to his wizardry? No! Act Two introduces his charming British “altered ego”, Professor Knestor Jackdaws, for a terrific and different topper of inspired artistic improvisation.
Go see Meskimen’s Show, and who knows? You may even see yourself…”
– Phil Proctor of the Firesign Theatre
Jimpressions is an evening of celebrity impressions, improv and cultural subversion by actor/comedian Jim Meskimen, the voice of Jibjab.com’s viral hits. You’ve heard him do impressions on Letterman, the Tonight Show, The Boondocks and countless animated shows, now see what happens when he really cuts loose. Directed by Tait Ruppert.
Showtimes:
Friday August 26th at 8pm
Saturday August 27th at 8pm
Sunday August 28th at 7:30pm
Friday September 9th at 8pm
Saturday September 10th at 8pm
Saturday September 17th at 7:30 at the Ruth Eckerd Hall (Tampa Bay, FL area)
(tickets are from Ruth Eckert Hall–Click the blue link above for tickets)
Friday October 7th at 8pm
Saturday October 8th at 8pm
Friday November 4th at 8pm
Saturday November 5th at 8pm
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