Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 14-05-2013
Congress has started the hearings on the attack on Benghazi, so finally Hillary will get to find out “what difference it makes”…especially to her running for President in 2016.
A British woman says she was able to grow her breasts three cup sizes through hypnosis. At least she thinks they grew three sizes every time the hypnotist snapped his fingers. When he snaps his fingers twice she thought all men grow horns and six foot penises.
Rob Kardashian is being sued by a female photographer who claims he assaulted her and took her camera. It’s the first time on record that a Kardashian didn’t want their picture taken.
Hooters had a Mother’s Day give away of free chicken wings to mothers. Taking your mother to Hooters on Mother’s Day is the perfect way for an adult woman to tell her mother that she is a lesbian.
More sons would take their mothers to Hooters on Mother’s Day but they are afraid their mothers will tell them, “Don’t play with those, you can take an eye out.”
Many adult children didn’t have to go visit their mothers on Mother’s Day because, due to the economy, many of them already lived with their mothers.
President Obama kicked off his “Middle Class Job and Opportunity Tour.” It’s actually not so much a tour as a hope that he can find someone who will tell him how to create middle class jobs and opportunities.
The White House is taking a lot of heat over how slow they’ve been to respond to scandal of the IRS auditing of conservative groups. They said they were going to ask Nancy Pelosi to respond for them but her lips were not mobile enough to talk that day.
A new poll found that 54% of Americans are tired of Justin Bieber. Just another 10% and he’ll be qualified to run for President.
President Obama delivered a speech on how the Affordable Health Care Act will affect American families. Appropriately, he was wearing a Darth Vader costume when he gave the speech.