Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 18-12-2013
In an interview, President Obama said Joe Biden had what it took to be a great president. But, of course, he thought Obamacare would be great too. (And really, how would Obama know what it takes to be a great president, anyway?)
Obama said he thinks the Washington Redskins should change their name. So, finally we’re getting to that change part of the “hope and change” that he talked about when he got elected.
A Chicago strip club is offering free lap dances to customers who donate a toy. They did specify that a dildo is not considered a toy.
According to CNN, 200,000 Americans have signed up for a one way ticket to Mars. Unfortunately, none of them have money to pay for it, they wanted to go there to look for jobs.
Just Bieber’s mom said she would like to have another child. She’s hoping to get it right this time.
The political fact-checking website, PolitiFact, has said Obama’s statement, “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it,” has earned its lie of the year award. When Miley Cyrus heard that her response was, “Hey, wait a minute….oh, never mind, that’s lie, not lay.”
In a speech, Russian president Vladimir Putin, slammed the U.S. for being “genderless and infertile.” So, now even the Russians are listening in on our conversations.
Obamacare is still struggling to catch on with most people. And so now the White House has started asking celebrities to endorse Obamacare. Because if anyone knows about paying for health care it is celebrities who make $20M per movie.
Alabama kicker Cade Foster had a tough time in the Iron Bowl, missing three field goals against Auburn. A lot of people blamed him for losing the game. Former President George W. Bush actually sent him a note to offer his support. He also said, is there any way you can blame this on Obama?
On Tuesday, Google released its annual “Zeitgeist” lists, running down the top search terms in the U.S. this past year. The most Googled question beginning with “What is” was…
“What is twerking?” (There is actually no punch line to this one, the facts are funny enough all on their own.)