We’ll do things a little different though in our church:

Whenever we have a church service we won’t pass a collection plate but there will be a 2 drink minimum.

Instead of singing hymns the choir will recite Henny Youngman one-liners.

Our ministers, instead of wearing a white collar, will wear the traditional Groucho nose and glasses.

We’ll have a weekly confessional where a person can come and confess all the bad jokes he told in the last week.

And lastly, our congregation won’t have to kneel to pray but we will expect them to occasionally roll in the aisle.

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