It Could Be Worse – Issue VII
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 16-03-2010
Tags: brighten up your day, hilarious jokes, humorous writing, jokes and stuff, really funny jokes
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It ’s time for another version of “It Could be Worse”, where when things are bad you can always brighten up your day by seeing how much worse it could really be:
You could not only be drunk while you are driving but you are also driving a Toyota.
You could be a pilot waiting to land your plane and the voice you hear from air traffic control is a 7 year old kid.
You could be Al Gore trying to explain the cold winter we just had.
You could have Lady Gaga tell you are a strange person.
You could be a man swimming in cold water at a nudist camp and it really makes you look bad as you get out of the water.
You could be Dick Cheney going through withdrawals from not being able to water board anyone.
And finally, you could be Michelle Obama with something to say while spending time with Barack and trying to get the opportunity to talk.
