Some Yogi Berra Quotes
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 25-10-2010
Tags: funny quotes, hilarious jokes, really funny jokes, Yogi Berra quotes
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Since this week is the start of the World Series it is a good time to hear the type of funny quotes that made Yogi Berra famous:
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
How can you think and hit at the same time?
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
I never said most of the things I said.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ‘em.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.
If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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