Some Robin williams Quotes

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 26-10-2009

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Here are some quick one-liners from Robin Williams:

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don’t have a gun and you don’t have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say Stop, or I’ll say stop again.

My God. We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.

You’ll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheney is drinking water.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) ‘It’s the same sex all the time.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning many; and tics meaning, bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so… look at the platypus.

If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

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