Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 17-01-2011
Here are some very funny jokes from mostly well know comedians:
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
There’s only one difference between Catholics and Jews. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.
I come from family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner.
Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.
Every day people are straying away from the church, and going back to God.
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, Let there be light! And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman knows.
I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts: I wanna know your name…
Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn’t own a car.
I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast.