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Best Late Night Jokes of the Week – 04/08/11

Here are the best jokes of the week from the late night comedians including, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and Craig Ferguson: “The White House said that President Obama will not focus on full-time campaigning for a long time. Yeah, he wants to wait a year or two before...

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 14-04-2010

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These are two very funny things that were sent to me from two different people so I thought I’d pass them on:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also sur
vived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

Aging

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