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Some Funny Obama Jokes

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 12-04-2010

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Here are some very funny Obama jokes that were sent to me that I thought I would post today:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree, and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean   and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

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