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• Best Late Night Jokes of the Week – 05/18/12 May 18, 2012
  Here are the best jokes of the week from the late night comedians including Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Fallon and David Letterman: President Obama released his financial disclosure statement today. It turns out he is now worth over $10 million. So at least somebody is doing well in this economy. –Jay Leno The Justice Department has launched a probe into […]
  Steve Yeich
• Blame It All On Estrogen May 17, 2012
  (This is an article I had written about a year ago and I’m re-posting it now.) Sometime over a year ago I wrote an article entitled “Blame it on Testosterone.”  In it I basically justified men’s actions (i.e. stupid stuff we do) on the hormone, testosterone.  While there is some truth to that, I now believe a more accurate statement would be to blame it on e […]
  Steve Yeich
• Jokes by Stand up Comedian Paul Mercurio May 16, 2012
  Here are some jokes by stand up comedian, Paul Mercurio, who has performed frequently on Comedy Central: The salesman is using sex to sell me a CD player, giving me pressure about my love life. ‘Mr. Mercurio, it’s a five CD player carousel model. You load all five of your CDs into this baby — you’re with your woman, you’re gonna make love — you press “Play,” […]
  Steve Yeich
• Funny Observations from Current Events – 05/15/12 May 15, 2012
  Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week: The Chicago History Museum is now displaying Hugh Hefner’s “little black book.”  In the early part of the book there are only addresses and no phone numbers because it was before phones were invented. Vidal Sassoon died last week at 84 years of age.  His hair will liv […]
  Steve Yeich
• David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists – 05/07/12 to 05/11/12 May 14, 2012
  Here are David Letterman’s top ten lists from last week: Friday, May 11, 2012 Top Ten Things Your Mother Doesn’t Want to Hear on Mother’s Day 10.”Good news! We’re putting you in a home!” 9.”Eat up — this brunch also counts for Thanksgiving and Christmas” 8.”‘Love’ is too strong a word, but I don’t dislike you” 7.”You’re starting to look like Eli Wallach” 6.” […]
  Steve Yeich
• Best Late Night Jokes of the Week – 05/11/12 May 11, 2012
  Here are the best jokes of the week from the late night comedians including Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel: President Obama officially announced he is in favor of gay marriage. Of course, this is a monumental event. This is the first time Joe Biden said something Obama didn’t have to apologize for. –Ja […]
  Steve Yeich
• Harkening Back with Steve May 10, 2012
  With baseball season now in full swing and the basketball playoffs in progress it makes me harken back to the days of my youth when I would watch sports in my bedroom on a black and white TV with rabbit ears and so much snow on the screen it was hard to believe we could [...] […]
  Steve Yeich
• Funny Political Quotes May 9, 2012
  Here are some very funny political quotes from a variety of sources ranging from Abraham Lincoln to Mark Twain: “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” —Mark Twain “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” —President Abraham Lincoln “I want you to know that als […]
  Steve Yeich
• Funny Observations from Current Events – 05/08/12 May 8, 2012
  Here are some funny observations after keeping an eye on current events over the last week: Things about the secret service scandal are coming to light.  For example, the Secret Service agents thought these prostitutes were being a threat to the President, so to avert the threat they threw their bodies on top of the prostitutes, making the ultimate sacrifice […]
  Steve Yeich
• David Letterman’s Top Ten Lists – 04/30/12 to 05/04/12 May 7, 2012
  Here are David Letterman’s top ten lists from last week: Friday, May 4, 2012 Top Ten People Who Would Look Good In a Sombrero 10.Queen Elizabeth 9.Kim Jong-Un 8.Abe Lincoln 7.Keith Olbermann 6.Neil Armstrong 5.U.S. Supreme Court 4.Tanning Booth Mom 3.Nick Nolte 2.Donald Trump 1.Katy Perry Thursday, May 3, 2012 Top Ten Surprising Facts About United States Pre […]
  Steve Yeich