Some E. B. White Quotes

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Through intense scientific research (meaning I saw an article in the newspaper that was located next to the comics) I have discovered information that is likely to make women feel superior to men. There may be a multitude of reasons for them to feel that way, but this is scientific fact. It turns out...

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 12-07-2010

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To tell the truth I had never heard of this guy and he has been dead for 25 years. He was a writer and comedian. Some of the quotes are funny and some of them are just truisms worth reading. Enjoy:

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members.
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

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kara_alex said on 17-07-2010
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