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Norm Peterson Quotes from Cheers

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 11-04-2011

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Here are some of the best Norm Peterson quotes from "Cheers", which is why he was such a popular
character on the show: 

"What's shaking, Norm?"
"All four cheeks and a couple of chins." 

"What's new, Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
demanding beer." 

"What'd you like, Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer." 

"What'll you have, Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of
whatever comes out of the tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky." 

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper." 

"What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the
happy ending." 

"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know, if she calls, I'm not here." 

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" 

"Whatcha up to, Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." 

"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour." 

"How's life treating you, Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." 

"Women. Can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts." 

"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool." 

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty." 

"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone
underwear." 

"What's the story, Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." 

"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early, isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."

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