More Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 17-05-2010
Tags: hilarious jokes, laugh out loud, really funny jokes, really funny quotes, Rodney Dangerfield jokes, witty sense of humor
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I’ve had Rodney Dangerfield jokes on the site before but he has so many to draw from so here are some more:
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
My cousin is gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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