More Funny Quotes from Mae West
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 21-02-2011
Tags: funny quotes from Mae West, Mae West jokes, really funny quotes, relationship humor, witty sense of humor
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Here are some are some more funny quotes from Mae West and some have quite a lot of truth as well. She was an American actress from 1893-1980 and she was definitely ahead of her time:
I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men.
Look your best – who said love is blind?
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
Personality is the most important thing to an actress’s success.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Sex is emotion in motion.
She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
The score never interested me, only the game.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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