More Funny Comedian Quotes
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 12-05-2010
Tags: hilarious jokes, Lenny Bruce jokes, really funny jokes, really funny quotes, witty sense of humor
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Today we have jokes from 2 different comedians, A. Whitney Brown, a Saturday Night Live alumnus, and Lenny Bruce, a classic innovator in the comedy world.
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
A. Whitney Brown
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
A. Whitney Brown
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
A. Whitney Brown
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.
Lenny Bruce
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Lenny Bruce
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You can’t.
Lenny Bruce
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
Lenny Bruce
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Lenny Bruce




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