Jokes from the News – 03/09/10
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 09-03-2010
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Here are some jokes based on some recent news items.
Starbucks is sticking to it’s policy of letting people carry guns in their stores where it’s legal. I’m not sure which is more scary about that, having an impatient customer at the end of a slow moving line with a gun or somebody with a gun after having a triple espresso.
But why should Starbucks worry about people carrying guns in their stores. With the prices they charge who is robbing who anyway.
In New York an Air Traffic controller was suspended after letting his children do his job for a short time. This made the pilots very jealous. One of them said I want to bring my kid to work to so he can fly the plane while I sleep off my hangover.
When Nancy Pelosi became the Speaker of the House she had said she intended to clean up the ethics in Congress. But so far there is no change as we constantly hear of members of the House being in ethics trouble. We do know it wasn’t for lack of supplies that she has been unsuccessful at cleaning up, for example, we know she has a broom because she flew in on it.
I’m a little worried about the upcoming census being done by the Obama administration. If they count people like they count jobs created, by the end of the census we’ll have more people than China.
Rumor has it that Obama is using the same technology to steer the administration that Toyota used on the steering of their cars.
…and finally, Toyota has learned if they do one more recall on their cars they will have earned a foreign aid stimulus package.
