Jokes from Several Dead, But Funny Comedians
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 23-06-2010
Tags: Benny Hill jokes, Buddy Hackett jokes, funny jokes and stuff, hilarious jokes, Marty Feldman jokes, really funny jokes
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Here are some funny jokes from some comedians who are deceased but their comedy lives on, including, Buddy Hackett, Marty Feldman and Benny Hill.
As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
Buddy Hackett
I’ve had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you’re carrying a grudge, they’re out dancing.
Buddy Hackett
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
Buddy Hackett
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
Marty Feldman
I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman
Money can’t buy poverty.
Marty Feldman
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman
Do unto others, then run.
Benny Hill
Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.
Benny Hill
I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Benny Hill
I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
Benny Hill
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.
Benny Hill
That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Benny Hill
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill




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