Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 05-05-2010
Here are some jokes about liberal democrats that were sent to me by another. Actually, most of these are interchangeable for either party. The unfortunate fact is there is a too much humor material in both parties.
Q: What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: How do you get a one-armed Liberal out of a tree? A: Wave to him.
Q: What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Democrats.
Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
A Democrat found a magic genie’s lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, “I will grant you one wish.” He said, “I wish I were smarter”. So the genie made him a Republican.
Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don’t know either.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Democrat.
Q: What’s the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.
Q: What’s the difference between an Iraq terrorist and a liberal?
A: The Iraq terrorist makes fewer demands.
Q: How can you tell a group of Liberals?
A: They are the ones burning the Constitution