It Could be Worse
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 23-09-2009
Tags: hilarious jokes, humorous writing, jokes and, jokes and stuff, Obama jokes, really funny jokes
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Whenever I’m having a bad day I always brighten things up by thinking how it could be worse. Here are a few examples:
It could be worse if you were a dog and you were living with a broke and hungry Vietnamese family.
It could be worse if you were a homeless person and just as you were making your “will work for food” sign your magic marker dried up.
It could be worse if you were a priest and you saw the alter boy get down on his knees and then you realized he just wanted to pray.
It could be worse if you were driving in a lonely desert and you saw the gas tank was on on empty and the only source of gas you had was the meal you had at a Taco Bell about an hour ago.
It could be worse if you were a young single female trying to save yourself for marriage and you got set up on a blind date with a Kennedy.
It could be worse if youwere part of a company looking for a bailout from the Obama administration and you weren’t “too big to fail”
But the very worse thing of all is if you needed your daily dose of humor and you had never signed up for your FREE newsletter from darnfunnyonline.com
