It Could be Worse, Issue X
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 27-07-2010
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Every now and again it’s fun to take an optimistic view of things and look to see how things can always be worse than you think they are. Here are some examples:
It could be worse, you be Tony Hayward, the deposed CEO of BP, and you are finally getting your life back as you had publicly wished for and then you discover that your life actually kind of sucks because you were such an ass in the first place.
It could be worse, you could be a new girl friend of Mel Gibson and you never told him that you are Jewish.
It could be worse, you could be ex-governor Blagojevich and your attorney at your trial suggested you don’t testify in court because your hairdo is so weird he thinks it could cloud the judgment of the jury.
It could be worse, you could be Levi Johnston and just get word that you were hired to star in a new music video and your future mother-in-law, Sarah Palin, gets a gleam in her eye when she asks when the shooting starts and you get a terrible feeling that she’s not talking about just the video.
It could be worse, you could be the Burger King mascot and find out that your girlfriend is no longer interested in your Whopper because she is now seeing Ronald McDonald.
It could be worse, you could be Tiger Woods struggling to get your old swing back…plus your golf game currently sucks as well.
It could be worse, you could be a guy wearing your Speedos at the beach and as you come out of the ocean, due to shrinkage from the cold water , the snickers you hear are louder than the roar of the ocean.
It could be worse, you could be Harry Reid and be so boring that you would lose a politician’s charisma contest with Al Gore.
After comparing your life to these people if you are not feeling better about yourself e-mail me with your life situation because you will be a candidate to be in the next episode of “it could be worse.”
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