It Could Be Worse, Issue IX
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 08-06-2010
Tags: funny observations, hilarious jokes, jokes about congress, really funny jokes, really funny jokes and stuff, witty sense of humor
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This is the continuing feature run on darnfunnyonline where we like to make the observation how things could always be worse, no matter how bad they seem right now:
It could be worse, you could be an incumbent congressman in November.
It could be worse, you could be a robber and decide to rob a donut shop filled with policeman.
It could be worse, you could be a person who does not think, therefore, you are not.
It could be worse, you could be a fish at the end of a fisherman’s line instead of a fish in the Gulf of Mexico where you have the option to swim away.
It could be worse, in the body sizes of life, you could be a size that even Starbucks hasn’t invented yet.
It could be worse, you could be a high fructose corn syrup product in the hands of a fat guy.
It could be worse, you could be one of the plans the A-Team had that never came together.
It coud be worse, you could be a new lobbyist and the very first congressman you try to bribe turns out to be the very first honest congressman.
