Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 05-06-2012
This is another episode of “It Could be Worse” where we take a look at how things could always be worse than they seem when compared to others people’s dilemmas:
It could be worse:
You could be President Obama and still receive an “F” grade on your first term even though you were graded on a very steep curve.
It could be National Doughnut Day (as it was last Friday) and for the first time in your life you were jonesing for tofu.
You were grieving so much about missing National Doughnut Day that you missed the solar eclipse today.
Somebody threatens to write a tell-all book about your sex life but they give up after the first page because there was nothing more to write.
You could be Joe Biden testing your “everyman appeal” and find out that the only appeal you have is to the pre-frontal lobotomy community.
You could be Hugh Hefner and get back with your ex-fiancé, who left you right before the wedding, because you can’t remember that you were ever with her before.
You could be part of the growing zombie paranoia, after some unexplained acts of violence, but then you realize you are only paranoid of zombies because one of them ate out part of your brain.
The federal government could be denying the existence of flesh eating zombies and the announcement is made by an outer space alien being held in Area 51.
You could be a man exercising your “man cooking skills” on the barbeque and as a result you spend the summer without eyebrows.