It Could Be Worse – Issue V
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 15-12-2009
Tags: cheer yourself up, hilarious jokes, jokes and stuff, laugh out loud, really funny jokes
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Every now and then it’s a good idea to cheer yourself up by thinking how things could actually be a lot worse than they really are. Here are some examples:
It could be worse, you could be in a charisma contest with Al Gore and you lose.
It could be worse, you could have such bad taste in women that you get a pin-up calendar made with pictures of Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and Harry Reid.
It could be worse, you could be more unpopular at a GOP convention than the Obama supporters who crashed it.
It could be worse, you could be looking for a hunting buddy and the only one you could find was Dick Cheney.
It could be worse, you could be a wealthy person about to die and you heirs want to save money on your funeral by buying your coffin at WalMart.
It could be worse, you could be an unmarried female trying to save yourself for your wedding night and you get set up on a blind date with Tiger Woods.
It could be worse, you could be married to the hillbilly in the movie, Deliverance, who made Burt Reynolds’ friend squeal like a pig.
Come on now…is this the best you can do? Most of the lines aren’t too funny. But then again, it could be worse, you could be asked to do stand up comedy…