Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 10-07-2012
It’s time for another episode of It Could Be Worse where you can always find something that somebody else is going through that is worse than your current dilemma.
It could be worse:
You could be President Obama and have to do actual presidential duties instead of fundraising and golf.
You could be Obama, again, and telling people to “Ignore the relentless negative healthcare ads,” and pretend you weren’t stealing a line from the Wizard of Oz, “Ignore the man behind the curtain.”
Again, you could be Obama and say “There’s more to do on jobs,” when you have yet to do anything at all.
You could be a chicken and every time you cross the road, everybody is thinking, WTF?
You could be the chair at Governor Chris Christie’s desk.
You could be in the market for a job the last few years while the only jobs created were government jobs where you don’t get to do any actual work.
It could be Nude Recreation Week (as this week is) and your choice for nude recreation is a paint ball battle.
You could be searching for the meaning of life by looking it up in the dictionary.
After hearing about Congressman Barney Frank entering into a same sex marriage the next time you have sex with your spouse you can’t get the picture of Barney Frank having sex out of your head.
You could be a superhero but you can’t fly because your cape is at the cleaners so you have to ride the subway while wearing your tights.