Is a Computer Male or Female?
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 23-08-2010
Tags: hilarious jokes, male/female jokes, really funny jokes, really funny jokes and stuff
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This is a joke someone sent to me and its not new but it’s funny and in the male/female genre:
A student asked his teacher, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether a computer
should be masculine or feminine.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine
gender, because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE
the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little
longer, you could have gotten a better model.
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