Humor About Men’s Health
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 27-10-2009
Tags: humor about men's health, jokes about men, Men's health humor, Men's health jokes, really funny jokes
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Here are some quick thoughts I had on men’s health:
A recent study shows that men having sex with younger women has life-long benefits. Of course the study did not take into account that their wives will likely kill them when they find out about it. Also, they did not reveal the study was funded by companies trying to sell erectile disfunction drugs.
The street name for erectile disfunction drugs is “throwing you a bone.”
Another study claimed that American men made the best husbands. But the researchers had to make an exception after interviewing Hillary Clinton and John Edwards’ wife – “American politicians not included”.
Yet another study showed that teenage girls were attracted to men with deeper voiced and young girls were more scared of them. What the study didn’t state was that the young girls were scared off because of how the teenage girls were making the men’s voices deeper.
Another study (does anybody else think there a lot of useless studies being done) reveals that men that do a lot of long distance cycling tend to have a lower sperm count. This is good news to the gigilo that is peddling his ass all over town because he has less chance of getting his clients pregnant .
Here’s data that is contrary to general thinking on health. Eating donuts while on Twitter can be good for you. The reason is because it makes for such sweet tweets. (On that joke I am forcing myself to end off for the day.)
