Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 03-08-2010
Here are some funny observations made about the news over the last week:
Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was held this weekend. Bill, being the consummate father, was surprisingly involved in the planning of the wedding. In fact, he held individual meetings with the maid of honor and each bride’s maid to let them know exactly what was expected of them.
For the fashion conscious at the wedding, Hillary was seen hiking up her dress when she walked up some stairs and, not surprisingly, she was wearing a pants suit under the dress.
Over the weekend Lindsay Lohan was released from jail and coincidentally the stock on several alcoholic beverage companies soared on Monday.
Representative Charles Rangle was trying to cut a deal on his ethics charges so that his case wouldn’t go to a House Ethics trial. He was even willing to cut the members of the committee in on his next deal if they let him do a plea. Plus, he was even willing to go as far as looking up the definition of ethics in the dictionary, although he didn’t really think it was in there.
BP CEO, Tony Hayward will be transferred to a project in Russia. Although, others had a different idea on where he should be sent straight to.
Andy Griffith is going to be touting Obamacare on a TV ad. If he were still back in Mayberry Aunt Bee would be saying, “Oh Andy!” And Barney would be loading his gun with his one bullet in order to shoot him.
Al Gore has serious public relations problems after having been accused of groping several women. A few years ago he won a Nobel Peace Prize for raising awareness about global warming and for his documentary “An Inconvenient Truth.” Ironically, now the inconvenient truth in his life may get him the Nobel Piece Prize.
President Obama went on The View last week. Many people thought he was going to promote his agenda but he just wanted to point out to everyone how white trash the Republicans are since Levi Johnston may have gotten his ex-girlfriend pregnant.