Funny Observations from the News - 06/22/10

Funny Observations from the News – 06/22/10

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 22-06-2010

Tags: Al Gore jokes, funny observations, hilarious jokes, jokes from the news, really funny jokes

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Here are some funny observations based on recent happenings over the last week.

Apparently Al Gore had a hot sexual affair. It’s hard for me to imagine using Al Gore and hot sex in the same sentence. I can only imagine things like the woman saying, “No, you are NOT putting your carbon footprint in there.”

I guess for Al Gore, when the evidence started coming in against global warming he decided he was going to do whatever he could to make things hotter.

Since Al Gore tried to take credit for inventing the Internet I wonder if he is going to say that he invented cheating on a spouse.

There have been a lot of complaints about the referees at the World Cup. In fact, some people are saying there is more cheating going on there than from past democratic presidential and vice-presidential candidates.

North Korea has been accused of hiring its fans for the World Cup which is akin to how former New York governor, Elliot Spitzer, used to hire his “dates”.

BP CEO, Tony Hayward, says he wasn’t in the loop regarding the oil spill. I bet there are a lot of people living in the gulf coast area that would like to put him in the loop, specifically, a loop around his neck with a knot in it.

A lot of congressmen are secretly loving this oil spill. They are saying, “Now everybody forgets how badly we suck.”

In Bali, a man was caught having sex with a cow and he was forced to marry it. Now when he says to someone that he is married to a old cow he is not just being mean.

According to a study done by European researchers obese men have a much easier time finding a sexual partner than obese women do. But the obese men also have a high rate of erectile dysfunction, which is probably the reason they are able to find a sexual partner since all they can do in bed is cuddle anyway.

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