Funny Observations From the News – 07/20/10

Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 20-07-2010

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Here are some funny observations from the news over the last week:

With news of Mel Gibson’s rants coming out at the same time as the movie “Despicable Me” many people thought it was actually Mel’s autobiographical movie.

BP was able to finally stop the oil leak in the Gulf this last week. They hired Mel Gibson to yell at it and it immediately shut down.

The YMCA is now officially called just “The Y”. So, apparently, not only are Americans too lazy to go there to exercise. They are also too lazy to say four letters instead of just one.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are now engaged to be married and the office pools are already surpassing the size of the Super Bowl pools on how long they will be together.

Last week Yankee owner, George Steinbrenner, died of a heart attack. Somewhere a whole bunch of dead former Yankee players are waiting to get chewed out for something.

Dick Cheney had heart surgery last week and he’s expected to make a full recovery. He should be back shooting and waterboarding people in no time at all.

Joe Biden had to pay over $200,000 to the Treasury Department in penalties for his 2008 bid for the presidency due to sloppy bookkeeping and record keeping. His spokesperson said that sort of thing is very common but privately Biden was heard to say it was actually “a big f—ing deal.”

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