Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 21-08-2012
The Obama administration has confirmed that there is now a small beer-brewery in the White House. But, they also said they only use it when they run out of the pot that they grow in the White House garden.
The USA won 17 more medals in the Olympics than China did. It’s nice to finally beat them in something but it’s going to be a little more awkward now when we need to borrow money from them.
According to a new Gallop poll, Congress’ approval rate has sunk to an all time low of 10%. To give that perspective, 10% approve of fungus, which, by the way, is Harry Reid’s nickname.
According to a study, Mississippi is the fattest state in the country. In fact, New Jersey governor, Chris Christie, said that when his term is up he’s thinking of running for governor there because, “they are his kind of people.”
There was a Powerball winner and it wasn’t the government. There goes Obama’s economic recovery plan.
Joe Biden has been relatively quiet recently but last week he made a number of gaffes. Apparently, he’s just getting back into shape. This is like pre-season training for politicians, so right before the election he’ll be in top shape to say all the stupid stuff we’ve come to expect from him.
The price of Facebook stock is now less than half of what it was during the IPO. As a result, savvy shoppers may get good deals on pretend meat from their Farmville butchers.
Yesterday was National Lemonade Day. In honor of it, the Obama administration set up a lemonade stand in order to try to save the economy.
National Lemonade Day also prompted Obama to announce that when life gives you lemons you can just tell people that, “It’s not my fault, somebody else built that.”
Obama said he might release oil from the Strategic Petroleum reserve to lower gas prices. Also, to increase wind power to generate more electricity he’s going to have Joe Biden give more speeches.