Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 07-08-2012
There were Chinese badminton players that got disqualified for throwing matches at the Olympics. That’s sad. It ruins things for so many people, now whenever I beat my badminton opponent at a picnic I’ll always be wondering if he let me win.
You could say that the Chinese badminton players didn’t give their best efforts with their cocks… oh wait, that’s shuttlecocks, never mind.
There were also badminton players from Indonesia and South Korea that were disqualified. The official accusation was “conducting oneself in a manner that is clearly abusive or detrimental to the sport.” And for a sport that nobody watches except every 4 years in the Olympics or in the backyard at a picnic there’s not a lot of wiggle room.
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