Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 03-07-2012
John Edwards and Reille Hunter announced that they have split up. Edwards is very anxious to get into a new relationship so that he has someone to cheat on again.
President Obama and the First Lady hosted a picnic for members of Congress. There’s a picnic where mosquitoes, cockroaches and ants would be a welcome diversion.
Researchers at Harvard University say that sharing on Facebook makes people feel as good as having sex. It’s at least true of some forms of sex, because, like sex with a cheap hooker, you can blow a whole day there.
Last week one day Obama was in Atlanta for two fundraisers and then he went to Miami for two more fundraisers. To him a presidential issue is “how much can I get from that guy?”
Joe Biden said last week that the country was in a depression. He was just confused at the time. He forgot if he was lying for the drug companies or the Obama administration.
The fine print on Obamacare is just coming out. It only covers certain things depending on what part of the country you live in. For example, it covers sunburn in Seattle, frostbite in Florida and heatstroke in Maine.
Obama was quiet on the healthcare ruling in his weekly address while the voice in his head kept saying, “Please, don’t let them realize Obamacare is a new tax.”
In Coralville, Iowa, police shut down three lemonade stands because the kids didn’t have the proper licenses and permits. The Obama administration was very upset with the police because they had taken credit for creating three new jobs there.
One out of five toddlers in the US is now considered overweight. It’s so bad that strollers now come with a built in “WIDE LOAD” sign.
The latest gossip is that Octomom has a new boyfriend. It’s also rumored that he has daycare experience.
Anderson Cooper has admitted that he is gray. Like we needed him to tell us that he had gray hair…uh, wait a minute, he said gay…never mind.