Funny Observations from Current Events – 06/29/10
Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 29-06-2010
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Here are some funny observations that were gotten from the happenings in the news from the last week.
A massage therapist has accused Al Gore of sexual misconduct in 2006 while he had checked into a hotel under the alias of Mr. Stone. This alias must have been based on what his personality is like because Tipper has assured everyone that it wasn’t because Al would get as hard as that.
The woman is claiming to have clothing with DNA from his semen as evidence that it occurred. Gore is now claiming to have invented that method of proving illicit sex.
Congressman are now suggesting that the proper punishment for BP executives would be to put them in a small room with vuvuzela horns blowing until the oil spill is fully cleaned up.
Obama is warning European countries not to make cuts in their economies because budget slashing could threaten the global recovery. Ben Bernake has even offered to lend any of these financially strapped countries helicopters to drop money from, if needed.
General McChrystal, the top general in Afghanistan, got fired for making disparaging remarks about Obama and his administration. If that’s all it takes I think we have finally found a way to get all of our troops out of Afghanistan.
In related news, McChrystal had unfriended both Obama and the editor of Rolling Stone magazine from his Facebook account.
An Arizona restaurant is serving lion burgers, burgers actually made from lion meat. They said it only happened because they had bought the lions to have illegal aliens fight the lions, ala the Roman coliseums, but when they found out that might be bad PR they decided going this route with the lions would be so much better.
Chest x-rays of Marilyn Monroe recently sold at an auction for $45,000. The buyer was pissed because he thought they were going to be 3D photos and now he thinks the auctioneers are just trying to extort more money out of him by forcing him to buy the 3D glasses.
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