Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 26-06-2012
There are reports that President Obama may legalize marijuana in October in an effort to win the election. If he thinks he has a chance of winning he has, probably, already been experimenting with the law himself.
John Edwards’ former mistress, Reille Hunter, tells about sex with him in her new memoir. She said there was no pressure of feeling like she had to satisfy him because during sex he was always looking in the mirror or combing his hair.
Apparently, at the G-20 summit there was body language that would indicate an icy relationship between Russian President Putin and President Obama. That seems odd because they both have similar goals for their countries. Putin wants dictatorial control over Russia and Obama hopes to be able to get dictatorial control over Kenya after he loses the election here.
When the G-20 summit was over the Greek leaders were outside the building with a sign that said, “Will work for airfare home.”
John Bryson resigned as Commerce Secretary after hitting two cars and leaving the scene of the accident. He blamed the incident on a seizure. Lindsay Lohan heard about that and said, “What is this seizure thing and where can I buy one?”
Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, will make a record setting milestone when she travels to her 100th country this week. Coincidentally, last week Obama played his 100th round of golf since being in the White House. So, evidentally, he celebrates with a round of golf every time she leaves. He was heard saying, “I know how Bill feels.”
The new Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises, comes out in July. It’s about Batman fighting the medical establishment and overcoming erectile dysfunction through natural remedies.
A Connecticut bus driver is suing a hospital, claiming the staff watched a baseball game instead of treating him a for a painful 4 hour erection. The staff thought the erection would just disappear after he got away from his stimulating bus ride.
Jerry Sandusky’s lawyers are requesting house arrest to serve his sentence and if not that then at least at a juvenile facility.
Alex Trebek suffered a mild heart attack over the weekend. When he called 911 he said to the operator, “The symptoms are chest pain, pain in the neck and down the arm.” The operator replied, “You are having a heart attack?” Alex replied, “Correct.”