Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 29-05-2012
In Modesto, California, a 65 year-old grandfather was arrested for, allegedly, robbing a hardware store with his 2 year-old grandson in his arms. He told police that kids are never too young to learn a profession.
San Francisco named a street after Nancy Pelosi. In her honor, all the street signs are made of plastic.
A pair of underpants that once belonged to Queen Elizabeth was sold on eBay for $118,000. The winning bidder was not identified but his user name was “one sick bastard.”
The DEA announced that three of its agents are under investigation for, allegedly, hiring prostitutes in Columbia. This is on top of the Secret Service scandal of hiring Columbian prostitutes. My question is why does the Obama administration keep outsourcing this work when there are perfectly good prostitutes in the United States?
Facebook stock is losing so much money since their IPO that Mark Zuckerberg is going to have to sell off some of his Farmville land just to make ends meet.
The stock is doing so bad they are thinking of changing their name from Facebook to MySpace.
The man who invented the TV remote control died at 96 years-old. His power button no longer works.
A customer at an Arby’s was served a sandwich with a piece of human finger in it. When the customer complained to the manager he shrugged and said, “At least it wasn’t the middle finger.”
According to a study of the oratory level of Congress, they are at a 10th grade level. Congresses official response was, “What stupid doo-doo head came up with that?”
Yesterday for Memorial Day, President Obama said that we all love our country and as president he will never send troops to war unless it’s absolutely necessary. He was able to say it with a straight face too, because Kenya is his country and he has no power to send their troops into war.
Justin Beiber is wanted for questioning for battery of a paparazzi. Unless it was a girl in a wheelchair, I say Justin is innocent.