Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 22-05-2012
Now that Facebook has gone public it’s possible to waste time AND money on the same activity!
Oil prices are the lowest they’ve been since last December, yet gas prices are still at least 50 cents higher than they were back in February. I’m thinking J.P. Morgan traders are in charge of pricing gasoline.
With the J. P. Morgan trader’s track record there could be a place for them on Obama’s economic team.
On the View, Obama said that J. P. Morgan was one of the best managed banks there is. Evidently, he didn’t realize how stupid that made him look since he gave a bunch of these mismanaged banks over $600 billion a couple of years ago.
Some historians are now saying that Lincoln was gay. This is mostly being promoted by gay historians. There really isn’t much credence to the idea…maybe if the show at Ford Theater was a musical, but it wasn’t.
The economy is getting so bad that the Tanning Mom is now tanning out in the sun.
Michael Vick is about to marry his fiancé. While you might think that she’d be a dog, she is actually quite attractive.
Jennifer Lopez is going to be leaving American Idol. They may be able to fill her shoes but good luck filling her seat.
Al Gore has a new girlfriend. She has a background in science so that should be a really big help in combating his boring, robotic image.
California governor Jerry Brown, incorrectly stated that Facebook was invented in California, when it was actually developed by Mark Zuckerberg in Massachusetts. But Brown did redeem himself when he did point out that at least he knew that Al Gore invented the Internet.