Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 08-05-2012
Things about the secret service scandal are coming to light. For example, the Secret Service agents thought these prostitutes were being a threat to the President, so to avert the threat they threw their bodies on top of the prostitutes, making the ultimate sacrifice. At least that’s the story they are telling their wives and girlfriends.
Pizza Hut has introduced something called Crown Crust Pizza in the Middle East. It’s a pizza with twelve mini cheeseburgers around the outside crust. Terrorists on suicide missions are actually driving truckloads of these pizzas into areas to kill innocent bystanders with existing heart conditions.
Obama is using the one good thing about his presidency as a campaign issue, the killing of bin Laden. Unfortunately, he fails to mention how he also helped to kill the economy.
German authorities report they have discovered digital files hidden in a porn movie that outlined Al-Qaida’s plans for more terrorists attack. Now we know what German authorities are watching while on the job. I’m surprised the Secret Service didn’t find it.
President Obama has a new campaign slogan, “Forward.” He’s hoping we don’t look back at what he didn’t do. He’s essentially saying, “we should look forward at what we do do,” which kind of makes him the doo-doo president.
Obama admitted that he made up a girlfriend in his autobiography. That’s not hard to believe because now he’s making up improved unemployment statistics too.
Octomom, who filed for bankruptcy, has agreed to star in a porn film. If she’s not careful she won’t qualify for the Octomon of the Year Award.
Over 100,000 people have listed themselves as organ donors since Facebook made it an option last week. They had to make a special memo to Anthony Weiner as to what organs qualified to be donated.
I saw an article about people “oversharing” on Facebook. But when people talk about their Farmville animals sex acts I think it has gone too far.
President Obama officially launched his re-election campaign. So in order to be able to do more fundraisers, since that has already been his main presidential duty, he’s going to need to cut back on his presidential golf responsibilities.