Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 10-04-2012
Levi Johnston (of Bristol Palin infamy) has impregnated another Alaskan girl. He has become such an argument for birth control even Rick Santorum is starting to waver on the subject.
The new iPhone case has a secret compartment for condoms. Apple’s thinking was that if their iPhones start to procreate they’ll lose a lot of money because people won’t have to buy them anymore.
A Delta flight attendant was removed from a flight because he was acting unstable. He has now joined forces with the unstable JetBlue pilot and they’ve announced they are going to start their own crazy airline.
In China a rescue team used an iPhone to rescue a 2 year-old boy who had fallen down a well. That’s when technology has gone too far when an iPhone replaces Lassie.
A prostitute was arrested at McDonald’s for offering sex to an undercover agent for 2 cheeseburgers off the dollar menu. She used to charge a Big Mac Value Meal for sex but the current state of the economy just won’t allow it.
According to a new study, when people use the Internet too much it can cause psychological problems. The study was written up as an article and has been syndicated to numerous sites on the Internet.
An Australian pilot said a snake appeared in his lap in the cockpit of his plane. It seems the “snake” would appear every time a pretty flight attendant would walk into the cockpit.
The mayor of La Toba, Spain has banned burping, picking your nose, slurping your soup and a list of 62 other items he considered basic rules of politeness. The women in the town are up in arms about this because, apparently, men won’t be able to live there anymore.
An NFL cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals has been indicted for having sex with a teenage boy. While she’ll probably no longer be able to be a cheerleader she appears to have a great future as a teacher in the public school system.
A 27 year-old Chinese boy is suffering from renal deficiency after he sold his kidney so he could buy an iPhone and an iPad. The good news is he may soon be able to meet up with Steve Jobs and maybe learn how to use those things to stay in communication from the great beyond.