Posted by Steve Yeich | Posted in Jokes | Posted on 03-04-2012
Female beach volleyball players in the Olympics will no longer be required to wear bikinis in order to accommodate cultures of other countries. Iran will now send a volleyball team and in the interest of compromise, their players will still need to have their full bodies covered but they will no longer need to wear a veil.
Newt Gingrich’s campaign is broke. In the beginning of last week he was charging people $50 to take a picture with him. Now he carries a sign that says, ‘Will take pictures for food.”
Things are so bad for Gingrich’s campaign even his wife wouldn’t give him $50 to take her picture with him, but she was willing to give him her wedding ring.
Last week a JetBlue pilot had a meltdown on a flight to Las Vegas. But there is a happy ending , the post office has now offered him a job.
Michelle Obama is going to make an appearance on The Biggest Loser show this week. Apparently, she wants to get experience being around someone who has lost a lot, in preparation for dealing with her husband next November.
According to a new study, marijuana smokers get into fewer car accidents than beer drinkers. Scientists say this is because potheads are too lazy to get off the couch to drive somewhere.
The Arkansas Supreme Court has declared that it is legal for teachers to have sex with 18 year old students. And, it being Arkansas, if the student and teacher happen to be cousins, that’s okay too.
No new jobs, no new houses, no economic recovery. Every cloud has a silver lining because that also means no Obama after November.
Mitt Romney showed that he does have a sense of humor last week when he told a funny story about how his father once closed down a factory in Michigan, further endearing himself to the middle class.
Hillary Clinton insists that she’s not going to run for president in 2016. She also insists that Bill never cheated on her.